Wait, is this legit? Does vanilla extract get you drunk?
And hold up – you better have a good reason for these desperate measures, let’s cook something up…
So you’re at home, in your man cave and the beer has run out. We’re in a future filled with pandemics, national and international lockdowns so these are desperate times.
Your mind wanders to what else might give you that relaxation you’re looking for whilst chilling in your man cave and it hits you!
You remember you overheard some guy at a tailgate (when they used to happen!) talking about how drinking vanilla extract can get you drunk.
You start to wonder, can you get drunk off of vanilla extract – really?
The other half isn’t a keen baker, but she might well have some stashed away in the kitchen cupboard. Is there enough in the pantry?
Or is this just a sophisticated hoax that you can get drunk off vanilla extract?
Am I literally just going to have a “vanilla buzz” with everything tasting like vanilla for 24 hours? (Hey could be worse).
Is it safe to drink vanilla extract?
The survivalist in you is wondering, is it safe to drink vanilla extract.
The “stormer” in you is saying F#@k it – the beer is gone!
To hell with the dangers of drinking vanilla extract!
But…
Is it safe to get drunk off vanilla extract?
It’s as safe as getting drunk by any other means… maybe other than the sugar content which to a drinker who reacts badly to sugar imbalance in the blood could be lethal. But hey – if you’re diabetic, you should be watching what you drink…
And vanilla extract shouldn’t be on the menu!
What percentage of alcohol is in vanilla extract?
Vanilla extract is typically around 70% proof alcohol content. Which is pretty high – comparable with a typical Vodka.
Are you shitting me right now, will I get drunk by drinking / shotting vanilla extract?
Being approx 70 proof alcohol, vanilla extract is a little less potent than your store bought vodka or rum – so if the beer is out, you may be better turning to the conventional spirits.
Let’s assume the pandemics of the 2020’s have taken down all the major spirit producers and it’s beer or baking ingredients on offer for the sake of this situation.
Vanilla isn’t the top of the charts when it comes to alcohol content – Lemon extract is THE BEAST when it comes to getting you pissed on flavourings – at a whopping 170 proof.
But even at that proof, the tiny bottle in the cupboard ain’t enough to get a grown ass man drunk – no matter how much of a lightweight.
You’re probably looking at a wholesale pack / catering size bottle to have significant effect and the desired level of impairment in judgement you’re seeking.
But hey, your judgement might already be seriously inhibited, considering you googled whether you could get drunk off the desperately small bottle of vanilla extract flavouring in the pantry.
Is there alcohol free vanilla extract?
Yes, you can get Alcohol Free Vanilla Extract from Trader Joe’s in the USA – check it out here. But hey, if you’re reading this article, you may not be trying to AVOID the alcohol in the Vanilla Extract in the first place!
Does vanilla extract get you drunk?
In short yes, but you need an awful lot of it to get a decent level of intoxication. Stick with the more conventional, or if desperate measures are indeed upon us, reach for the higher proof lemon extract first.
Keep storming!
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